Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

tactical chunder

bulimia nervosa

I, like, stuck my fingers down my throat and induced a tactical chunder. Now I'll totally reach my target dress size of 0.

by JeckJeck June 13, 2011

Kurry Tactics

Tactics employed by one individual usually plump in size. To spot a Kurry Tactic in action, one must listen for the characteristic "brw brw brw" emitted from the tactic users mouth. a Kurry Tactic may also involve pain and retarded actions

"Hey! John Q. Random Quit using your Kurry Tactics to get your way! Brw BRW BRW thats all you say!"

by Ian Montgomery January 11, 2007

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Tactically Large Spoon

When some shitter decided to use the Comically Large Spoon from the hit vine in stealth and combat

Guy: I need a good melee
Guy 2: use the tactically large spoon
Guy: what

by aspEcts353 February 03, 2022

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 05, 2010