Optimistic Shopper

The opposite of a smart shopper. One who tends to spend their money frequently using their optimistic senses.

I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.

by Whatsup123 May 15, 2011

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 15, 2015

compulsive shopper

Being unable to control your need to buy things

My friend is a compulsive shopper, he gets nothing but he buy anything.

by Nonamezs May 4, 2018

Snip snopperers

Small, very sharp scissors

Can you pass me the snip snopperers?

by Mr Grandma May 31, 2018

dick shopper

Hot single girl talking to several dudes at once.

Susan is single again so shes a dick shopper on Tinder and OK Cupid right now

by Ho Hopr April 23, 2019

Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019

Spot Shopper

An individual, typically wealthy, local and lacking integrity, who books fishing charters not for the experience but to steal the guides spots and techniques which the guide worked hard for many years to learn.

“Why’d you turn down that client who wanted to book you?”

“I checked his social media, he’s a local angler with a boat, definitely a spot shopper.”

by Obvious Guide April 11, 2020