con SARS

The vague, undefinable sickness you get after attending a convention or other large gathering of people.

I came back from Anime Expo with a sore throat and a runny nose--the usual con SARS.

by Obnoxious Otaku January 18, 2011

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.

Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!

by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008

starshit

Alternative for Starbucks

starshit girls: the consumer of starshit

Derp: ugh look herp, it's those starshit girls wasting hard earned cash on Starshit
Herp: yeah man, no one likes starshits

by thegreatdefinerofwordsxddd November 3, 2017

starscream

Megatron's punching bag

Decepticon NO.1: hey did you hear starscream got promoted to personal punching bag? Decepticon NO.2:No i didnt, why did he get that promotion? Decepticon NO. 1:Lord Megatron says he helps him relieve his stress after a battle with prime!

by Anonymous bounty hunter August 4, 2021

Sarsonogenic

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.

Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.

by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009

Starseed

If you feel like you don't belong here, are resistant to authority, and feel like you have a purpose, you may be a Starseed.

- I feel like i'm not from Earth, I want to go home.

- You may be a Starseed

by t00c00lforscho00l March 20, 2022

Starshine

1. Someone who shines like the stars in the night.

2. Someone who fills your life with light.

3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.

4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.

5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.

My fiance's nickname is Starshine because if I lost her, the stars would throw themselves out of the heavens.

by Maltheangel April 19, 2009