squat 

a very small amount; often used with diddley

"Foo', you don't know squat 'bout nothin'."

squat by LeRoy January 22, 2004

squatch 

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

squatch by OsirusR June 4, 2010

pop-a-squat

What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.

"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."

pop-a-squat by Stranger Danger September 7, 2005

squat to pee 

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

squat to pee by SJP17 February 5, 2010

cucumber squats

A term used to describe a girl ridin your dick

zambo: y,y,y,you see that girl?
beanz: yeah, what about her?
zambo: Chances i got her to do some cucumber squats in the basement last night?
beanz: zero.

cucumber squats by beanzdaddy December 15, 2008

squatters 

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

squatters by Forensicator May 2, 2006

twat squat 

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

twat squat by wink1 December 6, 2011