scoot cricket

people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.

Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .

by lildots22 October 6, 2010

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Scooter Kid

a demon baby that is always snaking in front of the beloved skater kids

scooter kid *exists*

skaters *shook*

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

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shoot rope

Another term for ejaculation

"Imma shoot rope all over my girl's face tonight"

by Jack Trovinski September 6, 2021

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mooky scoot

a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.

can also be refered to as scooting the mooky

"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."

"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"

by gdubbz and flargums September 12, 2006

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Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

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