Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.

by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

lickdy split

When a woman puts one ball of the guys ball sac in each side of her mouth and licks the middle of the ball sac

Tina put Rogers balls (Lickdy split)in her mouth and licked the center of his sac. He yells with great pleasure!

by Hjj January 14, 2014

split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.

I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.

by Mr. Ssssmith January 1, 2018

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Baiani Split

Taking a dump between a girl's boobs, then putting a cherry on top.

After I shat on that MILF's boobs, I put a cherry on the top, and it looked like a Baiani Split

by transquiqui December 31, 2009