knife to split

Cut a knife in two, shove one end in your peehole and the other in your anus, fucking wildly back and forth.

So Jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed Sarah's friend, Katie to join them. Katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we'll get into that another time. He decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends' for his ladies. He got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering Katie while she tried to suck his dick, turning it into a wildly bloody and gratuitous event. Sarah, on the other end, handled it like a fucking champ and went ass to ass with Jon until climaxing at a G-spot orgasm for several hours. She wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on Jon's face asking, "Is that all you got for me, babe?"

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

cross thunder split attack

The ultimate technique in which one uses Hamon to slowly propel one's self up than drift down slowly onto their opponent baiting them into grabbing and splitting your legs only to have you cross your arms building up massive amounts of Hamon to attack your enemy. This move has the best protecc and attacc.

Dire: No one can just deflect the Cross thunder split attack!
Literally Everyone:...

by DoubtlessCar0 March 24, 2019

shitnana-split

When a turd is so long that it arcs across the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl and has both ends sticking out of the water. When flushed it bends in half.
You may feel free to add wads of toilet paper to simulate the whipped cream on top or next to the "shitnana".

I took a dump this morning and with the toilet paper all around it and stuff, it looked just like a shitnana-split laying there in the bowl.

by Scoot'r April 4, 2007

JellyBean Split

complicated but pleasurable sex position much like the 69 position but standing up.

Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.

Serna Hunt and John Fuckadoodle were getting bored of their usual sex antics so they decided to spice it up with the JellyBean Split. John gradually rised Serena off her feet spun her around in an upsidedown posture. As he grasped her legs he split them open ina V shape manouver and got to work. At the same time Serena clutched his caves for support and began sucking John's cock. The upside down position made it easier to deep throat

by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

wig split

The act of getting shot in the head

Darren got his wig split by his ho after she caught him in bed with another ho.

by Edmund Boone November 19, 2003

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006