Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.

by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015

lickdy split

When a woman puts one ball of the guys ball sac in each side of her mouth and licks the middle of the ball sac

Tina put Rogers balls (Lickdy split)in her mouth and licked the center of his sac. He yells with great pleasure!

by Hjj January 14, 2014

Split knuckle

A Vagina that you can clearly tell has been used to store drugs. Most commonly crack-cocaine

Yo man you can see that girls got split knuckle. I bet she’s had hella drugs in that cooch

by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019

split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.

I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.

by Mr. Ssssmith January 1, 2018

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017

Baiani Split

Taking a dump between a girl's boobs, then putting a cherry on top.

After I shat on that MILF's boobs, I put a cherry on the top, and it looked like a Baiani Split

by transquiqui December 31, 2009

split bisexual

Someone whose sexual and romantic orientation don't match. For example, the person may be sexually attracted to men and romantically attracted to women, or sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to both sexes, or any combination as long as they're different from each other.

I like the idea of monogamy, but being a split bisexual, it doesn't really seem feasible for me.

by Thunderbro June 4, 2017