Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

splook splaaack

To splooge vigorously

"Dude i just splook splaaacked in my pants"

by dongmaster38 August 16, 2017

Indian Splace

woman spread eagle ass up and guy must cannonball into the pussy

I did the indian splace and now i am a acrobatic.

by N.O.E. January 26, 2022

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

Wacky Spaffy

Beating a women while cumming.Hippy Style

Let’s do the Wacky Spaffy

by JDCxz October 27, 2023

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

semi-slafforn

half a slafforn

my damn barber gave me a semi-slafforn

by nexity January 8, 2026