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Sinus Slimer

When a man sticks his penis tight to someone's nostril and cums, causing the semen to run through the nasal cavity and seep out the adjacent nostril, cleansing the sinuses.
I was stuffed up for days until I got a sinus slimer last night!
by Real Definition63849 June 22, 2016
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Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.
Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*
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Minnesota somersault

The sexual act of folding the penis in half and proceeding to have anal, oral, or vaginal sex with the folded penis
"Dude I totally banged her using the minnesota somersault last night."
by Big cock Calvin April 6, 2020
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Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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Ian Somerhalder

a gorgeous human being and vampire mostly known for being the husband and soulmate of Izzy Wynn and actor of Damon Salvatore in the Netflix series “the vampire diaries”.
“Hey did you know that izzy Wynn and Ian Somerhalder got married straight after looking into each other’s eyes?”
by chloexoxo_472 November 14, 2020
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Mady Somers

One of the hottest people to ever walk the planet also the worlds biggest Harry Styles. Harry styles has a crush on her.
Have you seen Harry’s new picture with Mady Somers?!
by Harrystyleslovesmadysomers April 24, 2021
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brooke sommerville

by keep you coming July 3, 2021
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