Sneezure

A sequence of sneezes greater than 3. Can be rapid or slow but occur within 1 minute of each other. This applies to both humans and animals.

While driving to work, I had to pull off the road due to the sneezure that came on. I could not see to drive and had an urgency to blow my nose.

by Mariee B. November 5, 2013

Sneezure

(1) A rather frightening series of sneezes that can be often confused with a natural siezure.

(2) A incredibly loud, strange-sounding sneeze.

(1) Eddie: *ACHOOOBEIEKNWBSIXKS SKSK ACHOOSBSBSJJAJ*

Bailey: You alright?

Eddie: I may have had a sneezure.

(2) Eddie: *ACHOOSBSJSJSIDJBEUDHXIDJWNIZKWNUCIFNEKDIFBDUDIEBCI*

by LilMissAnon July 9, 2014

Sneezing squidward

When you not even hard but u still jizzing

"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"

by Wawumba July 3, 2015

sneezure

The facial contortion a person has when they can't get a pending sneeze out.

Wow look at Ingrid's face, she's having a sneezure, she just can't get that sneeze out.

by Legendary Barrister April 23, 2016

sneezetipated

when youre on the verge of sneezing and wont sneeze. most of the time it will reoccur several times in an hour, causing a hellish agony that is hard to withstand.

guy 1: hey man wanna come over today and smash some n00bs on COD?
guy 2: nah man ive been sneezetipated all day

by tridacnadisticalverium September 8, 2016

Sneezegun

When a person sneezes like a gun/pistol, back to back.

A) You told your friend is coming for the movie.

B) I don't want o carry a "sneezegun" to a cinema hall

by notanartistt July 2, 2016

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017