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Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.
"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."
by Wordspotter March 17, 2010
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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Scarper

means to dash : to run without a care about where you are running. used in the sense of playful guilt by children.
look there's that fucking boring, square evil twat-let's scarper.
by fish October 10, 2004
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sharptoe

A woman or girl that lets her toenails grow beyond the edge of her toe, trims her toenails beyond the edge of her toe or has toenails that slant upward.

Almost always a bitch, highly opinionated, potentially mean, cruel, very vindictive and highly judgemental.

Dating a sharptoe should be avoided unless you have money and an alpha personality, as this type is also high maintenance and materialistic.
"That sharptoed bitch broke up with me and stole my money, got me fired and screwed my best friend."
by the real blackheart May 23, 2009
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sharpie

Something you use to help you get high.
sharpies are not allowed at school because of disruption in class...
by prncss jose June 19, 2007
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sharpet bomb

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
by Sethmut November 30, 2007
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