Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

Jester

n. A person who has a tendency to jesty behaviour.

Speaker 1: "I see Bob is out looking for that gas leak again using his lighter"

Speaker 2: " I know, he is realy is a complete jester".

by wordspotter March 16, 2010