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the naughty slob

while have sex you dip your penis in a bowl of pudding mixed with guacamoly and stick it in the buttwhole of your partner. then you pour a Colt 45 all over you bodies while smoking a cig. After you do that you pull off her big toe-nail and fill it with soem sort of filling
(tappyoca is the best) and suck it off and fart in her face. then hve her eat the poop and dingle berrys out of your mouth.
dude i was banging caroline and i "the naughty slob"ed her it was shnarglerocker
by daniel9876544ghjlggf March 13, 2009
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slobbing

to kiss
whats good cuz yo did you see me slobbing on that fine female last night at the club
by timeck28 April 29, 2011
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Slobberknob

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.
by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010
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Scobble

He grabbed the sandwhich out of my hand and before I could say a single thing he had scobbled the lot!
by J&A1688 February 20, 2011
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slobblebotch

this is when a lady friend decides to fuck with your head while garggling a mouthfull of man-juice.
dirty bitch.
man...she slobblebotched my spunk last night...
dude,...thats fucking gross.
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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