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Slobberknob 

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

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slobberknocker 

made famous by JR (Jim Ross) in WWE it is used to say some thing big has happened.
Well. Jerry, that was a slobberknocker of a match tonight.
slobberknocker by Ladababiez April 11, 2007

slobberknocker 

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.
Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!
slobberknocker by Suzzie September 27, 2003

slobberknockered 

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.
1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.
slobberknockered by Abner July 3, 2006

Slobberknocked 

Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking.
Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense.
Slobberknocked by Justin Marko August 2, 2005

chilly slobberknocker 

item found in world of warcraft but also the name for a blowjob given with ice cubes in the mouth

or a blow job given in a cold environment
while it was snowing i got a chilly slobberknocker in my car

sloberknocker 

something that goes on for a long period of time
this fight look to be a down right sloberknocker
sloberknocker by sam ashton October 23, 2008