Slate layers' nailbag

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.

"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"

by haliborange October 25, 2009

Scatter Fuck

A person regarded as flighty, thoughtless, or disorganized. Or scatterbrained

I was so scatter Fucked today, I kept forgetting my things ever where and going to the wrong rooms!

by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011

Black Slate

An opportunity to rehash old relationships and/or replay old conflicts

After getting divorced, I'm going to start the new year with a black slate and get dinner with my ex.

by Stir It Up November 27, 2012

billy slater

The act of rubbing your penis on a toilet seat in order to remove pee drops.

"Dude, there are pee drops everywhere on the toilet seats in the bathroom!"
"Don't worry bro, just do a billy slater on it."

by DaRudy Sandstorm April 5, 2016

Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

by The Pear January 9, 2013

Shattered

When your high and your mind wants you to go get snacks but your body doesn't want to get up

Me: I'm starving bro, go get some snacks ...
My bro: Nah dude, get it youself
Me: I would but I'm shattered bro

by Buckwheat March 7, 2015

scatter

1)someone that shits on you during anal sex
2)a dog (or human) that eats thier own (or others) shit

1)dont mess with her she's a scatter
past tense: someone scattered me the other night

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007