slappin' a rump

to turn right while in a car or on foot

"Where is this place, man?"

"You need to be slappin' a rump right here, dude."

by Demoknight November 9, 2009

Slapified

When you slap it, it becomes slapified.

A guy walks by a girl and slaps her butt.
Her: Why did you do that?
Him: I slapified you!

by Danny x3 May 14, 2010

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

slappim

male version of slapper

an ugly bloke whose main priority in life is to get fucked!
na he is just a dirty slappim

an english term for a male slut
wow, he is a proper slappim

he's up for a ride he's a right slappim

by dsamate November 25, 2010

Slapitis

The act of an uncontrollable need to slap the person nearest you, resulting in an unfortunate muscle spasm which may inflict serious pain to those nearby. The tendency for this to occur often increases upon another individuals uncontrollable jellyfishitis.

Patricia was walking down the hall when suddenly Nik had a slapitis attack, resulting in Patricia's trip to the hospital where here jellyfishitis was cured.

by Slapitman February 25, 2011

slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.

Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.

by hightop071086 February 20, 2011

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011