Skip to main content

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels
by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006
mugGet the bagel slapped mug.

ball slapper

landing heavily on your balls while kitesurfing / surfing
I had a nasty ball slapper while landed that crazy trick
by chemic November 25, 2010
mugGet the ball slapper mug.
Related Words

im just slapping your flaps

1. it is the opposite of im just busting your balls and or female version of im just busting your balls.

2.it is a quick comeback to make fun of a guy implieing he doesnt have his manhood instead he has a vajj.
your friend is getting vagitated with something you said and you reply its ok buddy im just slapping your flaps.
by shoosterjama July 30, 2009
mugGet the im just slapping your flaps mug.

Too much talking, not enough booty slapping

An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.

abbreviated TMTNEBS
1)

"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."

2)

"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."
by Aspiring Commodore April 18, 2010
mugGet the Too much talking, not enough booty slapping mug.

slapped

Damn jo, dude slapped as hell he cant even stand up.
by SiLENT74 April 27, 2009
mugGet the slapped mug.

Happy slapping

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"
by Spuff August 25, 2005
mugGet the Happy slapping mug.

slappage

Slappage is the amount by which your balls urgently slap against the arse of the female you're banging.
example 1:
Stud thinking: "I need to give it more slappage, a lot more come on ya bitch get screamin"

example 2: man and wife in bed
Woman : "Oh for gods sake Derek give it some fuckin arsehole slappage will you, come on swing them bollocks like a pair of demolition balls"
by fahuck muhommad March 5, 2008
mugGet the slappage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email