skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

skinned rat

A slang term for a bloody used tampon. The string helps it to look like a skinned, dead rat

Debbie walked into the public bathroom and some nasty bitch left her skinned rat on the floor

by Ratrodmentzer February 19, 2017

skin jugs

A nice soft pair of breasts, just larger then one handful each.

Cool guy: Dude I totally got to palm Melanys skin jugs last night. They felt nice.
Cool guys friend: Dude that's my little sister.

by B-tubbington January 16, 2010

One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018

skin shirt

The mark that is left behind when you get sunburned with a T-shirt or tank top on.

Chad: Woah dude you've got a serious skin shirt. Want some 'screen?

Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.

by Anon1215 March 7, 2018

Brownie Skin

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.

Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles

dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles

by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011