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Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
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Simple

Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to try so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.

PS : If you are dating a Simple then "beware" , as they can be dangerous individuals when it comes to dating. They are known to be natural bullies in dating.
Wow Simple, you're not really simple .
by PewDiiiiPie November 24, 2021
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The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!
"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"
by Zeuleus June 23, 2025
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Simple flaw

A term originating from the Roblox game Deepwoken, "You learn things at a slower rate than others."

When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.
Person 1: Name a country in North America
Person 2: Hawaii
Person 1: You have the Simple flaw
by ShinyDitto64 April 1, 2024
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Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile
Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(
by CyteX July 18, 2020
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Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
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Simple-Deep

A variety of song lyrics that cover a hard-hitting social issue, but only in the most literal, direct lyrics, often to give the impression that the song is deeper or more complicated while not alienating a potential audience who wouldn't understand the lyrics otherwise, especially on modern social media platforms like TikTok or Instagram.
"Hey, did you hear 'Victoria's Secret' by Jax?"
"Eh, the lyrics were that same Simple-Deep crap, makes the song feel too obvious."
by SylentVoidkeeper August 12, 2024
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