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hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.
Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”
by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017
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The Shell

“The shell” refers to an extremely effective defensive formation found in Master’s (old man) competitive soccer. Nobody on the team really knows what it is but just saying the words “the shell” makes each player uttering these words under their breath think of a turtle, retreating into it’s fused bone shell, impenetrable and able to withstand a lot of pressure.
1. It was the shell that gave Surrey United Masters A their edge over other teams.
by whitestryder December 11, 2018
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She sells seashells on a seashore

This is the lyrics of the Popular meme "Luigi sells sea shells." Orginated from "Renn - Money game part 2."
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
by Pumpkin man2 October 27, 2021
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Taco Shell

A sexually promiscuous woman who akin to a taco, gets filled out with meat and cream on a regular basis.
Mr. Hat is always on the prowl for those DTC Taco Shells.
by The Macstablishment May 4, 2008
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shell

a unix based account, on another computer where you can run various other things that are not on your pc
these are the types of things that can be run from a shell. Eggdrops,ircd's,BNC's etc there are more things such as Bitch-x
by PkDragonPk October 3, 2007
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George Shelley

The extremely attractive guitar-playing member of the U.K boy band Union J (previously known as Triple J, featuring Jaymi Hensley, JJ Hamblett, and Josh Cuthbert). Likes Spider-man, Legend of Zelda, cuddling, bananas, noodles, and Demi Lovato. In a bromance with bandmate Josh Cuthbert (known as Gosh). Was added to Union J after being axed as an X Factor UK solo artist.
Girl 1: Have you heard of George Shelley?
Girl 2: Yes, oh my god, he's so hot, I love him.
by ShelleyBeansBabe June 10, 2013
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shelley

to have a woman tickle your balls while you masturbate
So this girl and I were playing 'just the tip' so I could convince her to have sex, but she said no and I had to settle for a shelley.
by the infamous S. March 18, 2007
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