Bomb sheltered

A person who has been sheltered by an extreme degree.

Boy: Have you seen that funny video of the dancing cat on YouTube?
Girl: What's YouTube?
Boy: Gee, what are you? Bomb sheltered?

by NoMoreVillains June 1, 2009

Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.

Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers

by ...V.... July 6, 2010

Good Speller

A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.

This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.

"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"

by IamStandingRightBehingYou May 19, 2010

Crack-shelled

To snap, or instantly be angered insuch short of a time,later on forgetting what it's about and the damage set in before you know what is going on.

Hey dude, that was the same guy that crack-shelled yesterday and now he's acting like nothing happened at all.

by DakineWordGuru May 10, 2011

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011

semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

chocolate smeller

when a Chinese-American puts nutella on your asshole and sniffs it off with his nose.

REN : Yo sexy
Grace: Hey babes
REN: Damn shortie you sexy
Grace: what would you do to me?
REN: I wanna sniff nutella off your butt-hole
Grace: You're a dirty chocolate smeller

by Patrick Love/Hate ...GOD BLESS November 25, 2014