Shartsexual

A person attracted to another person with bladder problems such as IBS

"I like people with bladder problems therefor I am shartsexual."

by Mike715 May 8, 2023

shants

A clothing item that is too short to be pants but too long to be shorts.

This person is wearing shants today.

by bacondude75 May 15, 2023

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

shartshit

When you shart so big and loud that more shit comes out.

Omg I just shartshit so loud they called the police. My whole room was brown.

by Iamurmom123 November 18, 2023

sharts-icle

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.

"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"

by egc01 December 28, 2023

shartsum

A “Shartsum” is having sex with 3 or more people.
Instead of cumming, you will shart!

“Hey guys! Wanna Shartsum with me sometime?”
..Or..
“Martha! You cheated on me with Brad?! Looks like we’re gonna have to shartsum..”

by roachshartbigfart February 3, 2024

Shartspotter

Just a loser who is poop nothing more nothing less
Synonymous - jay baby, jay bish, JAB

Yo shartspotter stop selling my ish

by UN English directory February 27, 2024