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The state of being scared, angry and outraged at the same time. First used by the author John Green to describe his relationship with social media.
The state of being scared, angry and outraged at the same time. First used by the author John Green to describe his relationship with social media.
John: So this all started because my relationship with certain social internet platforms had become really unhealthy; like spending time on them always made me feel this weird mix of scared, and angry, and outraged.. I guess you could call it scanged?
by Lord_Snorlax November 7, 2019
Get the Scanged mug.The Scandi wall refers to, on a night out, the moment Scandinavian women lose all rationality, go blank in the eyes, and often become belligerent.
Cecilie hit the scandi wall faster than Ayrton Senna. She could barely order a cab after two drinks.
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by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022
Get the scandinavian drunk mug.As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices. One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Gigi Ulla Gave Mitchell and Julian a dank Scandinavian Spritzer after distracting them with a plate of warm cookies. They knew it was worth changing those smoke detector batteries!
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