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Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.
Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"
by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024
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smegmatism

the sticky aura you get when da hoes vomit before head bc yo shi stinky
that guy gave me a smegmatism
by Omniwordial August 4, 2024
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Smegmamaxx

The action in which an uncircumcised male intentionally does not clean the insides of his penis for months, eventually causing smegma to build up so much that it leaks out and dyes the head of his penis white, also creating a revolting but masculine musk that carries with the smegmamaxxer.
Why does jimmy smell like shit?

He's Smegmamaxxing, trust the process, bitch.
by HelicopterLover9999 May 25, 2024
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smegmagician

An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".
You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.
by tj7with8 March 4, 2025
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Smegmaman

The name of a biological robot hero with a penis with a assortment of abilities. He shoots a stream off hot liquid. Shots of sticky glue. Out his skin tipped arm.
Smegmaman is the one hero that can save us
by Garrison parkour February 27, 2026
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Smegmagician

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.
After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.
by tj7with8 July 4, 2025
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Smegmabord

Different races of cum in a Bukkake
Yo check out this new Bonnie blue video she got a smegmabord of men
by anonymous November 18, 2025
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