Smegmabord
Smegmabord by anonymous November 18, 2025
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That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016
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You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese
Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!
Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!
Me: Call that a smegmalodon
Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!
Me: Call that a smegmalodon
Smegmalodon by Geophphphph April 10, 2021
Smegmatard
A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.
That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.
Smegmatard by MsPunderful December 9, 2019