Smegmabord
Smegmabord by anonymous November 18, 2025
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That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016
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Smegmalodon
You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese
Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!
Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!
Me: Call that a smegmalodon
Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!
Me: Call that a smegmalodon
Smegmalodon by Geophphphph April 10, 2021
Smegmatard
A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.
That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.
Smegmatard by MsPunderful December 9, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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