smald

The act of being small, mad, and bald.

I got into a heated argument with the 4 foot guy and he was visibly smalding.

by Ablobiderp November 21, 2019

Shmeal

Halfway between a shnack and a meal. For when you're hungry and a shnack isn't enough and a full meal is too much so you go the happy medium, a shmeal.

I'm pretty hungry I'm gonna go make a late night shmeal.

by newlevel2020 July 22, 2020

baritone seal

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.

1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!

by glandcyclops August 19, 2008

Lu-seal

an awesome person with on of the coolest names. also has the best hand wighting ever!

hey lu-seal!

you have a cool name
and

cool hand wighting!

by greatevil1 May 31, 2011

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012

Harp Seal

A harmless seal which suffers from polar bears.

The Harp Seal is currently suffering through the polar bears.

by World Record of gifting vbucks September 10, 2020

release the seal

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.

"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."

by fickla August 27, 2006