Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

tittie slap

tittie slap is when you tittie fuck a girl and her boobs slap her face

i made that girl tittie slap her self hella bad.......haha

by tittie slapped August 4, 2006

Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.

*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"

by Cynicky August 28, 2007

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '

Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand

by Gonk September 28, 2005

happy slap

A stupid craze where the victim is attacked, and the incident recorded. Supposedly against the law, although lots of incidents are not brought to police attention. Is not always to random people, can be someone well known to the attacker, and the violence can be a form of revenge. Not always teenage boys-I was 13 when I was attacked by a girl a year younger.

I was filmed at school having food thrown at me and my friends and then me being slapped. The teacher whose attention it was brought to gave punishment for the violence, not for the happy slap. Through lying and crying, my attacker managed to spread the rumour that I was the attacker, and her the poor discrimated victim.

by techygirl September 13, 2008

skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.

The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.

by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008