silent panther

Male masturbation where the masturbator has sat on their hand to make it numb prior to the act of masturbation, thus ensuring it feels like the hand of a third party.

I can't feel me hand. This would be a great time to give myself a silent panther.

Also

Garry V likes to sit on his hand until it is numb so he can give himself a silent panther.....

by Timopheliac July 6, 2014

silent treatment

the silent treatment is usedon people that are disliked by the general population. this method induces and awkward silence that is hallarious the the people who are ignoring the offensive person. very funny method of making someone feel like, or infroming them that they are indeed and outsider.

(boomer enters the room)

Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)

(Boomer leaves)

Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment

by CandyMan[LTK] January 23, 2006

Silent Death

A noob(See. Noob) that is usually found in a Admin federation(See. Admin Federation) servers. He is a good counter-strike player, he constantly pwns people(see PWNED) But he acts like a dill weed(See. Dill Weed)

Silent Death is the biggest noob ever.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

Silent duck

The act of inserting a four fingers into ass while inserting the thumb in the pussy creating a bill with the hand preforming a "QUACKING" motion with the hand. Can be done vaginally with the thumb on the clit or in the ass.

This is precursor to fisting. Beginners fisting technique.

Other names in reference to. "The Quacker" "Duck BIll" "The howling wolf"

Jenny let me silent duck her last night. She wasn't very silent.

by FellatioJones May 10, 2018

silent football

The second best game in the world. Played when there's too much food on backpacking trips. The players adhere to an extremely strict set of rules, and when a rule is broken, other players ask the Duke or Duchess if they may speak, and when granted permission, they state who they think has broken the rule. The Duke or Duchess then decides if they should recieve penance, in other words, extra food. It's pretty awesome.

"We have way too much food and no one wants to eat it. Looks like we're going to have to play Silent Football."
*the game ensues..*
"Lady Duchess Lauren with the Long Lingering Locks of the Lost Coast, may I speak?"
"Yes, Lady Sonia, you may."
"I believe that Lord Dave was blaming his own flatulence problems on my person."
"I agree, and for that he shall recieve penance."
(Everyone is greatly amused, and Dave gets another bowl of the nasty rice and chili mix)

by la maravillosa September 16, 2008

silento

You already know who it is.... Watch me whip and nae nae mastermind boiz.

You were such a Silento when you whipped and nae naed.

by Llamacrew March 10, 2016

Jay And Silent Bob

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

by Rocmaven November 13, 2011