Side Bitch

when a girl is not exactly his girl. Someone who he treats as he should his girl but never commits to her. She usually feels like shit.

Cole: why don't you go with Tanner?
Me: Im just his side bitch....

by AlleyKatt December 29, 2014

sidebar

A public request for a private conversation or meeting usually employed when in the company of others. The announcement of "sidebar" is intended to prevent others from interrupting the conversation. Comes from the O.J. trial.

Scott pulled Julie out of the party and into a sidebar to, drunkenly, confess his undying love to her.

by fsudustin April 20, 2006

philly sidecar

Ostomy sex. The act of putting a penis into an ostomy site, be it a colostomy, ileostomy, etc., for intercourse. Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts.

You didn't know Gilman was into Philly sidecars? Where do you think he picked up smoking?

by uptodate April 30, 2008

Side Buttoned

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Sideshow

This is official Town Bizness! The sideshow started at lest twenty years ago in Deep East Oakland, CA. In the ghetto Eastmont mall parking lot. Now it can happen anywhere that Oakland people congregate.We might show up in your city next! It is an impromptu, car show. We ride the strip, stunt, get at, or mingle with the opposite sex, do donuts, figure 8's, hang out the windows while we drive, drive wit the doors open and basically do it real live, Yadada-mean! No one and I mean no one has a strip that cracks harder than the infamous Deep East Oakland, "Foothill Strip". Str8 Up!

We did it real big at the sideshow last night!

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

Side Niggology

The study of the basic fundamentals of being a side nigga

Dexz: girl you looking fine asf.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.

by Dexz December 25, 2018