The Navy Seal 

You Sneak Up On woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur balls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying "ride the waves, Ride the Waves" while she jerks you off.

I cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her ass.

The Navy Seal by ToMMyGuNNz April 1, 2009

angry seal  

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion

i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

angry seal by torgasmo March 31, 2009

break the seal 

When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.

Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"

Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."

Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

break the seal by The Big IP February 1, 2006

lock out a SEAL team 

A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.

Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.

lock out a SEAL team by CycleGeek April 2, 2008

break the seal 

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

break the seal by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Sky_Seal 

TT's gay lover. They perform immoral acts together every night.

OMFG Sky_Seal, you're so fucking hot! Thanks, Trancey.

Sky_Seal by PWNZ0R August 30, 2003

Millennial Seal 

A millennial social justice warrior who has infiltrated one of the most elite combat units in the modern world, the US Navy Seals. Demanding inclusion via lowering of standards in the name of "equality" the Millennial Seal has no understanding of combat and thus easily gets triggered when under such circumstances. When real Seals perform their jobs and usually also pulling the weight of a MS (Millennial Seal) said MS will cry foul and claim their team mate has now committed war crimes. Thus creating a nightmare for the real Seal to have to deal with, while the MS sits smugly behind the scenes knowing their social justice warrior ways were acknowledged.

Pat the Millennial Seal was so triggered that his US Navy Seal team mate Chris didn't alarm and then wait for the enemy combatant to pull their gun and get the first shot in, that he told the media Chris committed vile war crimes.

Millennial Seal by Dogler February 6, 2019