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feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
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Screamin' A. Smith

Crazy ESPN sports analyst who screams everything he says.
I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.
by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008
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screaming pelican

when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it
Horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in Mexico
by Carlson December 8, 2002
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screaming viking

an alcholic drink comprised of Half a pint of Cider and one measure of Drambuie on ice. Very popular amongst golfers.
'Make mine a screaming viking with extra ice please' this is a typical order in discerning golf clubs
by Michael Richard Low April 19, 2008
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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts
Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.
by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017
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rock scramblin

the art of becoming connected with mary jane. It is often used as a slang word between friends so that others do not know of the ritual soon to come.
"Hey tommy lets go rock scramblin"
"Hell yea man"

Other people to the side stare in bewilderment
by Jimmy John1000 October 7, 2010
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