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Saltbreather

A 'saltbreather' is a person who lives by the sea and has spent too long living there, having breathed in 'salty air' all their lives they tend to go slightly mad, have a warped sense of right and wrong plus very poor fashion choices. Often criminals and with a higher than average serial killer count per thousand.
I went to the seaside last week and the saltbreathers working in the arcade started hassling me, I mean them odd balls have lived by the sea that long they don't even know how to talk to someone properly without insulting them.
by Mr Bananas July 12, 2019
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Saetern

Saetern, is most commonly mispelled as Saet"eurn" (Saeteurn). Saeteurn, is mispelled. The correct spelling is Saetern.

When Mien people started migrating from Asia to America, due to lazy translators the Americans wanted to make Saeturn the official last name for one of the most prominent Mien clans. After noticing the mistake it got corrected with proper Mien to English pronunciation. It was then agreed that Saetern was in fact the real and only correct way to spell it. Unfortunately, the first few waves of Mien slipped through with an incorrect spelling of the last name Saetern, which resulted in a lot of Saeteurns.

Saeteurn is incorrect spelling.
Saetern is in fact the correct spelling.
Hi, my name is Mr Saetern.
by EducatorS December 7, 2019
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Salted Yogurt

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.
by Hdheje October 30, 2019
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Sateroshi

When any tipe of café or restaurant is extremely good
Damm this café is so sateroshi!
by Gaming_Mouse November 9, 2019
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Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.
That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.
by Slutterfield January 7, 2020
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Satergize

sat•er•gize
Verb-

Of, comprised of, or in relation to satoshis when strategizing about buying bitcoin.
'The company satergized during their financial review when considering the quarterly budget and funds.'
by PEACECorp April 27, 2020
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Slaterbait

Internet content that baits the 11 time world champion of surfing and big time winner at life Robert Kelly Slater. aka, GOAT, aka Slats, aka Bobby Slade, aka Ke11y.

Kelly's feats in surfing are unparalleled, an uncompromising competitor known widely for his "mind games" employed to confuse and bedazzle other and often younger competitors. Also known later as a successful business owner with many ventures ranging from a wave pool that, in a day, could suck more energy than a fully lit stadium running for a year non stop, to high end fashion and energy drinks.

The social media age has revealed Slaters boomer energy. He is widely known for getting into wild back and forth discourse with "nobody's" about topics as wide ranging as flat earth theory, derisive street signs near his wave pool, sugar content of Snapple, and issueing BJJ challenges to stoner Cali-dudes with attitudes.

Slater refuses to answer to allegations against his character or environmental terrorism in any Surfing related forums. Rather, his personal preference against any perceived slight is to use internet photo sharing/influencer app Instagram which confounds many who have admired his skills on fibreglass performed with class and skill not seen before or since his arrival on the scene in the early 90's.
Man.. I had no idea my innocuous comment on Joe Rogan's last post would incur the wrath of the king.. Homie feels strongly about this latest IG filter update, he even DM'd me it must have been potent Slaterbait
by gobblegobble gobble July 31, 2020
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