Robert

Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.

Robert, what a cute guy!

by Fatima Garcia October 24, 2018

Robert Van Winkle

The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.

When I first heard Robert Van Winkle's Ice Ice Baby, it changed my life for the better.

by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019

Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019

Roberted

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberting

"Damn it, I got roberted by that asshole. Never dating for a long time after this."

by Masternerd October 11, 2019

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by shit words September 9, 2020

roberto

a notorious assasin. He was very prominent for the B.I.G gang throughout the 20’s and and early 30’s. some claim he has outed up to 1000 people. many fear him and but he was a total legend. the Italian stallion knows all.

Damn, roberto the stallion was insane

by blesser January 2, 2021