The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016

finna roast

Finna roast is when u about roast the shit outta someone

"Boi I finna roast yo ass"

by KingJhambajuice May 3, 2018

wog roast

A gathering of Black people, usually in large numbers, feasting on spit-roasted chicken watermelon and supermalt.

"Christ, Adolf, where did all these blacks come from?" " Yeah Hans, theres a wog roast happening in the park, mind yer wallet"

by sipukka January 28, 2022

Pre-roast

When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.

Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.

by C1284854738 August 17, 2023

Schoharie Pig Roast

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021

side-ways roast beef sandwich

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.

A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

by Primo March 30, 2005

honey roast

The act of roasting or roast a person, except you need to say nice things about him.

Employee (honey roasting boss): Like that time when he fell down in that bear trap... He didn't cry like Mike always does.

by Gcas87 April 16, 2014