quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Quarantease

The action of promising something, usually sex, after quarantine ends with no intention of developing.

Ray: She said after the pandemic ends she'll finally try anal.

Tay: Sounds to good to be true , she might be quaranteasing.

Kid 1: My uncle promised me after the quarantine he'll buy me an iPhone 12!!
Kid 2: It's a quarantease.

Wendel: She told me she realized life is too short and after this is all over she'll say yes to my proposal but she didn't

Doug: You've been quaranteased dawg

by Yessiirrrrr2001 May 4, 2020

quarancrib

Your home base where you are safely quarantined away from the rest of the Coronaverse.

Me and my girl have been in our quarancrib for 6 weeks, binging on Netflix, Grubhub, booze and homemade bread.

by DJSpanky May 5, 2020

Quaranshacking

Pending status for when you are still living with someone during quarantine and plan to move out as soon as things are back to 'normal'.

We hooked up and ended up quaranshacking together, but as soon as things are back to normal I'm moving out.

by ironicric May 13, 2020

Quarantan.

N.

The absence of a tan or presence of extra pale skin due to quarantine/shelter in place/stay at home protocol.

"Dude, four months inside gave me an insane quarantan."

by molassio May 14, 2020

Quarantigued

When you’re at the point when you’ve had just enough with the #stayathome but you know you’re not safe to go out and about.

I am feeling so quarantigued and it’s only 10am!
Or you know you’re quarantigued when you have been in front of your computer for hours trying to get a window on instacart

by Netsy May 14, 2020