poofter

anyone who sucks cok

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by gigganiggaman March 26, 2023

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Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.

The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

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pooftie

one onomatopoeia for the muffled sound of something falling on the ground.

"she wasn't sure of how she got there, but she could remember about falling from the sky, making a 'pooftie' sound as she met the soft grass."

by fluffy warmth August 24, 2023

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Proctored

Proctored is when a MSP LEO changes words, interviews & reports in a homicide investigation. Proctored is another way to spell names wrong, add in information that he decides will fit the narrative & LIE on official reports. When something changes to fit the narrative it’s been Proctored.

Mikey Proctor Proctored his reports so he could get his friends & family off of a crime they may have committed. Mikey PROCTORED all the statements in the investigation.

by Canton MA October 2, 2023

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Profanitic

profanitic | /pro-fan-i-tic/ | Adjective

Someone who uses profanity a lot in their discussions.

Person 1: Hello, asshole. What's up? Are you having a good fucking day? How's the shit going?

Person 2: You really need to stop being profanitic, dude.

by HeroesSquad July 16, 2024

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