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my pretty pony

A phrase to describe an adult who remains trapped in a childish worldview and is therefore unwilling to deal with reality, instead reverting to the benign idealism of her early days playing "My Little Pony" and brushing her doll's hair.
She wanted it written into the divorce agreement that their five-year-old has to spend every birthday until he's eighteen with her, since they happen to have the same birthday...she's so...my pretty pony.

She was far too "my pretty pony" to deal with the IRS's lien notice. "How can I possibly pay my $2000 tax debt," she reasoned as she burned the letter, "when there are Gucci handbags to buy?"
by urbanangel225 July 12, 2011
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preston junior high

Quite possibly the gayest school in existance. The principle is a fag and mr. kisla is a child molester.
Dan: fuck i hate school
Mr. Kisla: let me rub your cock to make it fun!
Dan: no its quite alright.
by Dan Golub July 19, 2008
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Preston

wat is there to be sed about preston....well...hes a preston...wat else is there? a wonderful guy with eyes that make ur stomach swirl and a smile that just melts ur heart, he jokes about everything but knows wen to quit it and be serious (most of the time), his stomach is an endless blackhole sucking up anything but fruit and vegetables, he feels chubby but he has the good balance of muscle and fat, hes the perfect height and has INCREDIBLE lips!, preston will be the best kisser u ever have so once u find one...hold onto him,

prestons are the kinda guys u never wanna let go, he will hold ur hand and make u feel like the most important person...Preston Is Perfect.
girl 1: isnt she with preston??
girl 2: i wish i were her!! shes SO lucky!

that girl: i feel blessed...I Love Preston...hes mine! <3 =D :-*
preston: i will always love you baby! te amo mi novia <3
by germanchoclate<3 October 24, 2010
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Pretty Handsome Awkward

A song by The Used that is rumored to be about Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, becuase of the fact that Bert McCracken (Lead Singer of The Used) and Gerard Way had a "Falling-Out".
Gerard McCracken...LOL! ...the good old days... although I luv the song Pretty Handsome Awkward...
by _music_luver_person_ February 22, 2009
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pretty pretty love love

Your going back to Australia?! But I'll miss you, pretty pretty love love.
by Kirsi February 18, 2005
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pretty-alright

When something isn't to good, but at least it's not to bad.
The party was pretty-alright.
by Quimby3421 April 18, 2018
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Dell Preston

A British Roadie destined to help Wayne Campbell set up a concert in Aurora, Illinois, in the film Wayne's World 2, after some incident involving a dream with Jim Morrison and a naked indian
"There I was, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylan, at 4 in the morning, and I had to find 1,000 M'N'Ms for a glass of brandy or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So there I was, with Keith Moon and David Cosby, and we found this sweet shop, but it was closed.We tried getting in, and instead of having a guard dog, they had a bloody Bengal Tiger. We managed to kill it with a can of mace, but the Shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But, we got the M'N'Ms and Ozzy played a great show."

-"Are you Dell Preston ?"
-"I might be."
by partytimeexcellent April 7, 2010
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