poon posse

A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.

Janice was sick today; so Estella called up someone else from her poon posse for a booty call.

by nicostnico October 21, 2008

poon wagon

A crappy purple Saturn belonging to a student

The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.

by AITE_Student June 22, 2009

Poon Tickler

A far better name for a moustache

Check out that guys poon tickler

by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

pogonotrophy

The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.

Sam Brinkley was perhaps the world’s greatest authority on pogonotrophy. That’s right, pogonotrophy, the science of beard growing. Sam didn't start out to be an authority. As a young man he simply became disgusted with the speed with which his beard grew. Twice a day he had to shave the stubble from his face. So, in his early twenties he got mad and quit shaving, his wife’s protests to the contrary. His beard grew and grew — down to his chest, down to his navel and down to his waist.
Scoundrels, Rogues and Heroes of the Old North State, by Dr H G Jones, 2007.

by Armywriter October 3, 2012

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.

Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!

by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013