Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

Poke Warathon

When some Girl honestly tries to beat another far more superior individual with good looks and fine clothing in a facebook Poke War, when there is no chance for them to win the war.

Amanda " jus give up!!!"
Brian " Sorry i just won the Poke Warathon"

by FAAAA STUFFEDDD December 14, 2010

Poked in the furry

phrase generally used by women as a way of saying they had sexual intercourse.

"Yeah, I went over to Michael's place last night and got poked in the furry."

by Prima Ragazza December 17, 2008

purple poke

When you have an erection and you poke somebody else in the anus accidentally.

Squeak purple poked Chad when he saw Jim taking off his shirt.

by john backsnow May 13, 2006

throwing pokes

to fornicate, or to have sex...

I walked in and Ted and Lisa were throwing pokes...

Dude, do you mind if i throw pokes in your mom's bed?

I threw the pokes on that chic last semester..

by steveO April 12, 2005

proper poke

To put your penis aka pussy poker,into a very sluty females vagina aka wide resiever,for the 1st time,before anyone that day.

He cant get a proper poke before me.

by jonny b. dizzle June 11, 2006