puddle skipper

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.

"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"

by LightBoy December 9, 2005

Puddle Duck

A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.

Yo your girls a puddle duck

by PuddleMaster February 27, 2017

Cuddle puddle

A cuddle session involving more than two people or pets.

My girlfriend and dog joined me in a giant cuddle puddle when I got home from work.

by Hardnuutz13 November 5, 2014

Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Rusty Poodle

The Rusty Poodle was invented by Kevin Maher back in 2005 after a conversation took place at a Financial company with an elderly client who enjoyed discussing her dog, Rusty The Poodle.

After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.

Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"

Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.

Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:

"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.

The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."

"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.

Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.

NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."

VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"

See Definition Above for uses as both a VERB and a NOUN.

"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"

"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"

by Kevin Maher November 12, 2007

Puddle of Mudd

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

cuddle puddle

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

by ndizz February 22, 2014