The Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty conditions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, passing out on her back, therefore loosening her up to accept a dirty, soupy, stink-fest of a cock into her mouth as if snaking a toilet to clear a clogged drain.

That whore over there has done 15 shots already, I bet she’s about ready for the Dirty Plummer.

by Mr. Fuckemyung April 8, 2011

Plumelody

Adverb: To sing in the shower

Darcy and his friends were in the kitchen laughing themselves in to a frenzy, as Dan unwittingly sang a plumelody for the entire house to hear.
Incidentally, He was singing, "When I think of you I touch myself."

by Darcy March 15, 2005

plumb pouch

A mans G-Sring! the pouch is where you put your testicles which are also called plumbs

"i need to adjust my plumb pouch"

by jenni1188 May 20, 2007

plammf

He/she who gets kicks out of sniffing any genders/ persuasions underpants. (scottish)

what are you doing raiding that washing line ya prick? Are you a plammf or what?

by DEEJ7 January 25, 2008

PLUM GUMMER

AN ELDERLY OR TOOTHLESS PERSON WHO IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF THE BAWHUM

" HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

Plum Bumming

Plum Bumming is the act of lowering your testiculars into another persons rectory.

I couldn't get hard enough for a good bum so we resorted to some plum bumming instead.

by Clitopotumous June 11, 2010

Plum niggery

Something you exclaim when disgruntled

Teacher: "You have homework over the summer break."
You: "That's just plum niggery!"

by Mr.Echo November 30, 2011