Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

Pinesyst

Pinesyst is a derivative of two words, pine meaning pineal and syst meaning system, together as pinesyst it means a cyst that has grown over the pineal gland through the system in which it exists.

I'm closed off to new information, my pinesyst has taken over.

Tony has a pinesyst and is not aware of himself, he is stuck in the system.

by Evo6191 November 2, 2020

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

Dumpster Piss

The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.

Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.

Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.

Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.

by Your ugly next door neighbour August 2, 2010

Doggy Piss

When a chick squirts right in you face while she is in the doggystyle position and you are at the bottom.

Pauly: Yo, how was last night..
Pimp: Ohh man it was the shit.... I got doggy pissed in by this chick with a great rack.
Pauly: Sweet.

by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011

Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.

'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'

by themintyone September 10, 2011