Perfect Poo

A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.

Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.

The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)

This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.

Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.

by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

Perfect

Amazing, flawless, extraordinary

Tommy Allen is absolutely perfect!

by Maddiexsmiley December 31, 2014

Perfect

Sebastian Stan

Sebastian Stan is the personification of perfection

by emmascxtt September 25, 2018

Perfect

Liam & Patrizia

Damn Liam and Patrizia really are perfect together

by YouBetterBelieveIt April 29, 2020

perfect match

could mean that there are two people that care about each other very much and they would do everything for each other

Friend: Hey Grace you and Alex look like the perfect match

Grace and Alex: thank you

by Wolfpup4478 September 22, 2020

perfect

There are no words to describe it... People say- No one is perfect. But, if you look closely, everyone is in their own way.

Everyone is perfect in their own way. :P

by meepomeepmep November 12, 2020

Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

by Snifg November 9, 2020