promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

Promiswear

Borderline between a promise and a swear. A promise strong enough to be a swear, but not enough to be a swear. Used by those who think swearing is bad. It can be a strong commitment or reassurance of something.

"I will buy you your medicine. I promiswear."

"Don't be sad, everything will be alright. I promiswear."

"I don't like anybody else. You are the only person for me in the world. I promiswear."

by sleepyQT123 August 6, 2009

promised

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.

"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"

by Shitass, True God May 1, 2021

promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

Promiscuous

A fancy word for slut.

Ava Devine is quite promiscuous. I just watched her get rammed by three cocks.

by bampersand August 25, 2008

I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009