Procrastinastian

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.

Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.

by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004

procatstination

Procrastination involving the viewing of lolcats.

Procatstination is the best form of procrastination. I can haz more lolcats?

by amcinnes March 9, 2012

Brocrastination

Procrastination with yo bros

Brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.

by calzonish April 29, 2009

precrestination

To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.

I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.

by The Wads April 19, 2007

brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.

Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

by toafuckingdogpound January 9, 2010

procrastinationbation

masturbation that is used as an excuse to procrastinate doing something

Guy1: Dude, I didn't get around to my history paper last night... i had a bad case of procrastinationbation. I couldn't get off the porn!
Guy2: SMH.

by 2kewl4psuedonyms September 24, 2011

procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.

I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.

by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014