Somebody that wishes they lived back in the old days when legs got amputated by saws that had no power and people had to knock sense into the one kind of person who never got it without getting hit in the head with a 2×4.
The pretentious girl wanted to perpetuate an inauthentic tough image of someone that every now and then needed someone to hit them in the head with a 2×4 to knock sense in them, but also wanted an inauthentic image of someone that liked expensive clothes cars, and drinks. There was no good reason she was always acting tough, just like there was no good reason she was always going back and doing the opposite by trying to get people to indulge, spoil, and pamper her like a Disney princess, a cartoonish and unrealistic expectation of what people should do for her.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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beautiful, awesome, lit girl. Looks innocent on the outside but is actually a bad bitch ! She’s also one of the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. She will always put her family above anyone else !
by ladyglittersparkles November 22, 2021
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Get the Pratendra mug.Someone that lives in a bubble of (false) boundless optimism and hope or a Disneyfied fantasy world all year except Christmas for some reason. Their instinct to defend themself and look grown up kicks in at Christmas (even if it seems negative to others), and all of a sudden they're not a kid anymore, they're a big boy/girl. Yet somehow, they're still trying to call someone else the scrooge even if they are the ones putting the most effort into sucking the life out of people and the holiday season around the holiday season.
The pretentious piece of shit sent kids to Christmas carol at the front doors of strangers not because she actually enjoyed Christmas carols herself, but just to fuck with people's heads. She was the kind of person that would use other people's kids to walk all over people for her, even during Christmas, then wondered why everybody seemed like Scrooge.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
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That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.
The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.
That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.
The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.
by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022
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A lot of hospitalists became pretensivists during the pandemic.
That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.
The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.
Why doesn’t that pretensivist just do a critical care fellowship? No? Too scared of crashing patients.
That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.
The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.
Why doesn’t that pretensivist just do a critical care fellowship? No? Too scared of crashing patients.
by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022
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