Poser

Is the kind of guy who pretends to be kind and sensitive but really he's controlling and he lies. He may even go to the extreme to start his own meetup group and say it’s for 20 and 30 year olds only…. but he is the kind of guy that really just wants to pick and choose who he likes and lets them into the group because of his extreme control issues. Mostly this kind of poser would include young single girls because he thinks they are not smart enough to identify a poser when they see one. Then he makes up stories to scare young girls into thinking 70 year old men are going to be fondling them and hitting on them in Frederick bars unless he they are part of his group so they run thankfully into his arms out of gratitude.

He is the kind of guy that played the flute in HS, and wanted to be Peter Pan as a child just to wear the tights. His only social outlet is his new group and it makes his cock really hard knowing he can control everything about it. He has no real substance and therefore it's hard to carry on anything but a superficial conversation with him. He clearly was breastfed too long and has deep love/hate issues with his mother.

His ultimate destiny will be to marry a really stupid hot-chick (don't forget looks matter to him) late in his life (but she'll be 25) that likes being controlled but after 8 years and 1 kid she'll resent his control and divorce him leaving him at age 40 and he won't be able to join his own group anymore.

Craig: You know the FNL group has 70 year old that hit on 20 year olds so I started this group to save them.

Random 20 year old girl: Oh Craig you are so wonderful! Let me hug you for saving me!!! Please take me home with you!!!

or

Craig: Mom, I'm so lonely and bored so I started a new group so I could play with peoples lives. It was fun until I took heat for it then I tattled on them to authorities who didn't really give a rat's ass......can I please be breastfed now?

Craig's Mom: Craig, even I know you are a poser. Grow up.

by craigsmom February 18, 2010

pooser

A loser who is a loser because she/he is a poser.

Stephanie: Yo, yo, I'm so cool!
Andrea: Dude, no, look at you, you're such a pooser! You can't rap for your life!

by xoandrizz May 24, 2009

pause

What you say when someone says something gay

Dude 1: I'm gonna try my hardest. I'm gonna give him everything I got.
Dude 2: Pause
(adapted from "The Boondocks"

by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011

parent poser

A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.

A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.

by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004

Pause

As seen on DashieXP and DashieGames youtubes, saying "Pause" is similar to "that's what she said". You say it after you unintentionally said something sexual.

"This is really hard, but i'm going to beat it, pause!"

by Agent-Cash December 11, 2016

poser

a person who trys to portray an image that has nothing to do with their own life style or way of thinking but rather forced to fit in with a cirtain group that they feel is "cool"

she was trying to impress the goths by wearing black, and saying she listened to metal despite the fact that she liked new age punk because she wanted to be one of them.

by Poop_monster May 13, 2005

Poseidon's Kiss

The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.

Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.

by Funny Boner March 21, 2016