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butter the popcorn 

While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.

Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."

Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"

Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."

butter the popcorn by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Burnt Popcorn Fart 

Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.

May leave burn marks in your pants.
Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!
Burnt Popcorn Fart by haroldramis September 15, 2009

Buttery Popcorn 

It is a term that refers to a handjob given in a theatre. Specifically a movie theatre.


For Example: Mark, did u get buttery popcorn in the movies last night?

Buttery Popcorn by Sm33t June 19, 2007

brb getting popcorn 

I feel this conversation is going to be entertaining.
Stranger : i've lost a testicle last year, just two months after my parents' death in a car accident, which wasn't that terrible because my dad was actually molesting me when i was little.

You: brb getting popcorn
brb getting popcorn by valwalt July 16, 2009

handy bag of popcorn

When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
handy bag of popcorn by TIMMAAY October 14, 2005

Jumbo Popcorn 

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."