pooem

A really shitty poem.

A combination of the words "poo" and "poem".

The class took turns sharing their poems, but half of them sucked so they're more like pooems.

by Tokyuu September 12, 2017

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

poofenfoggin

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin

Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 21, 2017

Pooker

Pig Hooker. A white trash gold-digger. IE, a woman who lives, acts, and often looks like a pig; yet sexually manipulates men for cheap gifts and cheaper jewelry. Pretty much as low as it gets.

"Did you hear about Daryl? He got taken to the cleaners by that Pooker in lot 34."

by roommatethief9 November 27, 2017

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

Pooey

A non-white white worshiper. Usually an Asian female.

Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!

by editorsincheif May 3, 2018

pooey

A non-white white worshiper. Usually an asian female.

Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!

by editorsincheif May 4, 2018