Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

2x .(own coutry server)

used in internet gameing, 2x .(own coutry server) means that a clan chooses to play all two maps of the clanwar on a server of theyr own country, because of takeing a very high ping advantage on your clan.
thats a lame behaviour condamned by most.

cunt&noob pops into the #narf irc-channel

(cunt&noob): NARF|Matic wanna cw?
(NARF|Matic): sure, one map each?
(cunt&noob): mmmm what about 2x.fi? our servers rules
(NARF|Matic): why 2x .(own coutry server)? guess 1 each is more fair.. isn't it?
(cunt&noob): mmm naahh
(NARF|Matic): omg stfu and gtfo my internets, noob!!!!!
cunt&noob was kicked from the channel

by BeAViS` July 30, 2008

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

Bring Your Own Fun

It means BYOB but fun is substituted for booze. This is done because alcohol often starts the fun. The lone Sober person at a party does not usually have any fun.
Fun is also substituted as a code word so that minors don't have to worry about adults figuring out what is going to go on at a party.
The fact that it sounds nerdy and innocent makes it ironic.

Bring your own fun to the party saturday.
Should have brought some fun.

by Louis Richards January 2, 2008

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Do your own time

Do not form bonds with your fellow convicts while in prison.

"My lawyer fucked me," he said.

"Hmmm," I said. You do your own time in prison if you want to get out while your dick still works without viagra.

by Nathaniel Hawthorne December 26, 2003